I watched a man vomit in a casino pit last night. It was beautiful. Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast that's this week hosted from sunny Las Vegas, Nevada. We've got a real special one for you this week.

We've got an episode about somebody who embodies everything that is meaningful about like where we are in America today. Like both our complete divorce as a culture from any sort of shared truth.

Our acceptance of all sorts of like weird,

unhinged metaphysical realities, the guy who's probably going to be running Medicaid in the

near future, we all owe them to our topic this week, our subject this week, someone you all

have heard of Oprah Winfrey.

And because Oprah is such a big topic and honestly, kind of a scary person to go after,

this might be the most powerful bastard we've talked about.

I brought in some very special guests.

First off, let's say a warm welcome to the great Bridget Todd.

Bridget, welcome to the show.

I want to say it like Oprah does.

Thank you for having me.

You know how she has that thing?

I just knew you were the right person for this job.

I was not excited.

Y'all don't even know.

I do.

I was going to say Bridget is the host of there are no girls on the internet and...

That's right.

And also just one of my favorite people in the entire world.

That's right.

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