Hey everyone. Robert Evans here and on Thursday September 25th at 8 p.m. Behind the Bastards is doing a live show. The show itself is in Portland, Oregon, but all of the in-person seats have sold out. However, there are live stream tickets available. If you go to Alberta Rose Theater, T-H-E-A-T-R-E-A-T-T-R-E-B-H-E-A-T-R-E-B-B-E-R-E-B-B-E-R-E-B-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R- which helps bail people out who don't have, you know, resources of their own.

So it's a good cause.

Tickets are $25 for the live stream version of the show.

So please go to Alberta Rose Theater, Behind the Bastards,

and pick up a live stream show to check it out on Thursday, September 25th at 8pm.

Oh my God, what time is it?

Is it?

Is it behind the bastards?

30 or whatever.

I don't know.

Not my best effort.

This is the show about bad people, the worst in all of history.

And to distract everyone from, honestly, just a disappointing introduction.

I feel bad about it.

The person that I feel worse when I'm incompetent in front of, my old boss, Dan O'Brien,

Dan, welcome to the show.

I'm so sorry.

That's me.

Don't apologize.

I was hoping this was one of the episodes where we would shake things up and not do a bastard. Do you not do those? Just like cycling a few. I do for Christmas. Okay. What's a year? Rats. You want to come on for Christmas, Dan, and hear about a nice person? Just once. Just want to hear about one nice person. Well, that's not this week. That's not what we're doing this week. Although we are going to be learning a lot about what it was like to grow up in rural Tennessee in the 1940s, which, as a

spoiler, bad. It was a horrible time to be a person. Okay. Rats.

So that's going to be fun.

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