Quaulzo Media.

Hey everybody, I'm Robert Evans.

This is Behind the Bastards, a podcast by a man who is preparing for the entrance of the

new regime, the need to go underground.

So I'm in my chud block today.

You know, if you're a tall white man and you wear a hoodie with a deer head on it,

you're effectively invisible.

So I'm, I'm prepared for the new world.

Are you?

You look great.

Thank you, Sophie.

I love my chud hat sweater.

It's actually incredibly comfortable.

I know.

Every year after deer season, this exact hoodie comes on for sale at a store near me.

And so I can get like three for five bucks each or some shit like that, and they're crazy comfortable.

And per usual, I spent the last hour trying to make myself look nice enough for the camera so people aren't mean to me on the internet.

Yep, yep.

Very different, very unequal situation,

but I'm also not going to spend any more time caring about my appearance.

Fair enough.

What are we doing today, Robert?

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