You see Costco be like, hey man, don't put me into this shit.

We don't sell that baby oil.

Hey, look, don't be speaking on my name.

Don't be speaking on my name.

Don't be speaking, keep my name out your fucking mouth.

I can't believe you tried to throw

fucking Costco into the bus.

Costco is like, hold up, hold up.

This shit you got going is not with us.

That is true. Keep my name out your mouth.

See, if I was dead to rights and only lying about Costco could get me off, I would take the fall for Costco.

I mean, yeah, what did Costco do you except for provide?

Costco's done so much for me.

Exactly.

Mostly provide me with olives, but you know?

I feel like if there's somebody that you don't go after in America,

it's Costco.

I feel like it's the closest thing we have the

Costco in the post office like that's what we have as like beloved institutions in this

country yeah honestly yes like you would what have they done wrong

except for provide to us

everything that feeds our decadence like this is, it's the most American thing,

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