And we're back. Welcome back to the Behind the Bastards Muhammad and Salman episodes extravaganza.

Woo!

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to introduce these episodes in an exciting way anymore. We're talking about bad people, the worst, and one of them is the current crown prince of Saudi Arabia. When we left off last episode, he had started what was becoming a genocide in Yemen. He had partied with Pitbull, and he was orchestrating the downfall of his relative,

Mohamed bin Nayef, who was the crown prince before him.

How we doing, Dave?

David Bell, our guest.

I'm doing well.

I'm doing very well, Robert.

I didn't have a new dream in between these episodes that I could tell you about.

That's probably for the best. So it's just the same dream from before.

Yeah, that same upsetting dream, sure.

Yeah, it was a nice shower.

It wasn't sexual.

It wasn't sexual.

It wasn't sexual.

That's good.

The more you say it wasn't sexual, the more I believe it wasn't sexual. That's how

telling someone something isn't sexual works. It was weird because, like, I don't dream about you

often. Thank you. I wasn't thinking about the fact that we were recording today. And so I'm like,

that's interesting. That's interesting that you made a cameo. See, now I am hurt. Why don't you dream about me often, Dave? I'm not worth dreaming about? Here's what I'll start doing. Thank you. When I go to bed, I'll look at a photo of you every night. All right? That's good. Nothing weird about that.

Yeah.

Thank you, Dave.

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