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Behind the Bastards

Part Five: A Complete History of the Illuminati

Behind the Bastards

Cool Zone Media and iHeartPodcasts

News, Society & Culture, History

4.415.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Robert is joined again by Margaret Killjoy and Garrison Davis for part five of our series, in which the story of the Illuminati takes a dark turn.

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0:00.0

Just a few miles off the Thailand coast, the island of Kothau looks like a postcard.

0:07.0

I'd underneath the surface lies something sinister.

0:11.0

In the last 20 years dozens of tourists have died mysteriously on the island.

0:16.0

A dark cloud who's come over the island, death, mystery and danger.

0:23.0

Listen to Death Island every Wednesday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.0

What's Elon my moooooosks?

0:35.0

This is behind the bastards, the podcast that I'm pretty sure Elon Musk is listening to.

0:41.0

Because within minutes, well like an hour, of us starting to record the last two parts of our series on the Illuminati,

0:48.0

we posted a very boomer Illuminati meme.

0:52.0

Extremely funny, the timing was incredible.

0:55.0

There's no other explanation but that we have influenced his mind on a deep and possibly occult level.

1:03.0

I think what's probably to blame for this is last night I ate a huge quantity of room temperature shrimp covered in 1000 island dressing.

1:13.0

And then I vomited on the hood of an old Tesla.

1:18.0

This was my emido mancy that I was practicing.

1:22.0

And I believe it has allowed me to infect Elon's mind with a...

1:26.0

Why are you like this? Why did you have to describe the shrimp? Why?

1:32.0

Why?

1:33.0

Because otherwise if people don't smell the shrimp, they're not going to believe the rest of the story, Sophie.

1:39.0

I didn't even lie to people, you need details.

1:43.0

Gross. Anyways, Margaret Kuhl, how are you?

1:46.0

Why?

1:47.0

I'll add that anecdote to my growing grim war of a vomit related venture.

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