Ladies and gentlemen, this is the season when doctors warn us to safeguard our health.

In dedicating our program to strength and good health,

we bring you a comedian who was known for his strong jokes.

And like a rare old cheese, they're getting stronger and stronger.

And here he is, Milton Burles.

Thank you.

Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen.

Mr. Gallop, my jokes are like rare old cheese.

Well, maybe it's because one of my writers comes from Rokeford Illinois.

Mr. Gallop, I don't need radio that badly that I have to take insults.

I can always go to Hollywood.

There's plenty of room there now.

Everybody from Hollywood is in Washington.

The red investigations got me worried.

Just this afternoon, they caught me in the automap eating a sandwich with Russian dressing.

But I digress.

Where were we, Mr. Gallop?

I had just commented on the pungent aroma of your jokes.

Mr. Gallop, please.

No, you have gone too far, sir.

Any comedian who would go on with a show after an introduction like that

is nothing but a spineless jellyfish, a sniveling weasel,

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