that's a problem. Now, he's, again, on an A-300, and if he's sitting up in the very front,

he's long ways from the engine, but you just have to factor those things in when you bypass

authority. That's a verb, and a quote. Everything is fine. It was so demonstrably un-fine.

I can't even begin to describe how un-fine it was. And I think just out of pure panic, I ignored

the guy, and I opened the door and the slide went up, and I jumped into darkness with like four

other Westerners in the front. Everyone in the back, though, they were like, oh, everything's fine.

And I thought, I've rooted on that for over 20 years.

Like, why did he claim everything was fine?

The pilots, by the way, went right out the front windows.

Well, they did.

Oh, absolutely.

Like, whatever.

Good luck, guys.

And I think he just couldn't metabolize the change.

It was so awful.

He just could not admit what was happening right there in front of everybody.

Okay, so the part about the pilots going out the front window? Probably not. The front window of the planes don't slide.

So unless they got into an accident so bad that it smashed the front windows out, they didn't go out that.

The plane, the airbus has i'm pretty sure

sliding windows i've never flown one but sliding windows on the front so you can open them up and

get out that way most planes have to some type of the hatch to get out or something like that so the pilots

are able to get out in case the door that's behind them get smashed up and they can't get out

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