Because he collapsed and had a stroke after his jabs, but nobody wants to talk about that.

Let's make a funny fucking video.

It's a big joke, right?

I'm not the asshole whose whole life fucking collapsed because I took the jabs, pal.

Do some basic math instead of a funny video.

You want a funny video?

Look at yourself before the jabs and look at yourself now.

Get a fucking laugh out of that, pal.

Anyway, we're, he sounded pretty well spoken in that video.

I'm sure he didn't get it done on one take, I'm sure he put some time into it.

In fact, I would be, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you that we have some video of

him making the, of him making the funny commercial for himself.

We got our hands on some behind the scenes video.

Let's go to the tape.

You know, I know I said it wrong, but you really don't smell manly, I mean, do you think this stuff smells like a man?

I just absolutely know.

Are you finished?

I'm sorry.

Okay, rolling again.

Nice and quiet.

Step to shave, take two.

Action.

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