Even if it's not in your area, boom, cut the breaker.

Rinsing your hair with shampoo is critical after being exposed to radiation.

You want to make sure you don't have any split ends.

Oh, that split end you have is your head.

But conditioners are major no-no according to the CDC.

The CDC is suddenly interested in your health.

They told you to pump poison in your body and now they don't want you to condition your

hair.

Seal away contaminated clothes.

Listen to this one.

Because outer layers of clothing would likely be contaminated by fallout.

The CDC recommends sealing them in plastic bags out of the reach of children and pets.

You should also seal off any tissues or cloths.

Use the wipe your body or face.

And the picture shows them putting them outside.

The picture has garbage bags outside.

Who's drawing that short straw?

Take the garbage out.

Don't search for your family members right away.

Don't eat unpackaged food or food that was left outside.

Thank God for the CDC.

Listen to the radio for instructions.

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