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The great Bill Shatner joins us for a very in-depth conversation. Always thoughtful.

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Now Alcoa presents definitely not a Jew on the Adam Corolla show.

Dateline Topeka Kansas, a 42 year old man, was sentenced to six years in prison for wire fraud.

After admitting he had no formal training and was charging customers for conducting illegal autopsies.

Definitely not a Jew.

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