I

Walk into the hardware, Jordy. It's gonna close in 10 minutes. So

It was like a ghost town. That's my little move. I slide in right before closes, right?

And I you got to know exactly what you want don't fuck around and then get in and get out. I needed a couple nuts to fix the

Little basketball hoop that's my nieces and nephews like playing on

I was rehabbing it and my wife said why don't you just buy a new hoop? No way. I

Rehab stuff now. I don't buy new anymore. Fuck that. I have the ability to rehab and we will use as much epoxy and duct tape as

We need to whatever to get the job done

Anyway, it was no big deal. I picked up a couple things and the guy said, hey, what's going on, man?

Happy 4th of July big guy, right? And I'm like, yeah, cuz I make eye contact when I talk to people

Some people are like fucking rain man when they talk to people

Me me me me me 400 dogs treat since an antie for

And he says hey

Do you have an ACE reward card and I said yeah, and I give the number he says

Are you

Says my wife's name. So yeah, you know, I said you you can't tell these days. Oh

That was a big mistake

And I had on my shirt

Truth is a new hate speech

Now right before this hey, you want a bag for this stuff? You don't want to be carrying around these nuts and bolts loose

And they could fall over in the car and you end up searching all of them. I mean the guy was like

Accommodating as soon as I said well, you never know these days, you know, I could be

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