Well in the second half we'll do trending topics with Maxipata. The news as well.

First there's Apartments.com.

Apartments.com. Ever had one of those moments where you realize it's time to find a new place at

apartments dot com they call it an out of apartment experience it could be life

altering like finding out your family is growing, or life annoying, like dealing with a broken

change machine at a laundromat.

If you find yourself in an out-of-apartment experience, start your search for a new place at

apartments.com. They've helped millions of renters find their perfect place to live and their powerful search tools helps you find a

listing that checks all of your boxes.

So take a moment and check out Apartments.com, the place to find a place.

Adam Corolla's sixth book and audio book.

Everything reminds me of something.

Advice, answers, but no apologies.

I would like the two flags at the top of the goal pose to communicate a little better.

There are two ribbons up there to show the speed and direction of the wind.

They're only 18 and a half feet apart, yet one will look like it's in the middle of

Hurricane Katrina and the other will be D.O.A. One is having a seizure

and flapping like one of those inflatable guys outside of the car wash, while a mere six yards

away its twin brother brothers flaccid.

My NFL would get on top of this ribbon situation.

As Commissioner, I'd commission a blue ribbon ribbon ribbon commission.

Everything reminds me of something.

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