Welcome back to Kurola Classics for part two of today's Sunday episode.

Let's hear some more Larry Miller.

We're going to go back to February of 2010 and listen to Adam and Larry cracking wise.

Adam Kurola show 263, part two, Larry Miller in studio. Enjoy.

The Japanese have really curtailed their killing themselves.

The suicide stuff is really about the time they handed the ring card over to the chick

and the bikinis about the time they did away with that.

Yeah, they would obviously it was considered, you know, for first off.

And by the way, it's the same time spaghetti became pasta and pudding became moose.

It's all these things.

This whole thing of, by the way, I would have been a great Japanese soldier because that whole

sort of like, you know, well, you can't surrender because of all the shame.

And then you bring, and then, you know, everyone in your village finds out.

Believe me, during the time I was being fed and kept by the Americans,

I would have ample time to weave together an elaborate tale about how I took on a whole,

you know, I took on a machine gunner's nest with a grenade and a bayonet and took out 75 of the

enemy before my suicide run where the grenade didn't go off and I was tackled by a grunt

and dragged back into this Burmese tiger trap.

By the way, they can't, no kidding.

They couldn't actually understand this why the treatment of American and British prisoners

was so bad in World War II.

They just couldn't understand how anyone with any honor at all would get captured.

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