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The Bill Simmons Podcast

Part 2: Guess the Lines Week 1 and Best NFL Futures. Plus, Parent Corner With Cousin Sal.

The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Ringer

Sports

4.430.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In Part 2 of a two-part Sunday podcast, The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal for their 15th season of Guess the Lines! First they make some NFL futures picks (1:05), before they guess the lines for NFL Week 1 (18:54), followed by the return of Parent Corner (50:45). Host: Bill Simmons Guest: Cousin Sal Producer: Kyle Crichton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Fantasy Football is back.

0:01.7

You don't want your team to suck.

0:03.4

My favorite fantasy football punishment I've ever heard is the last place guy had to

0:07.6

spend 24 hours in a waffle house and every waffle he ate was one hour off of his account.

0:12.9

I want numbers. How many did he end up eating?

0:14.8

12 waffles and 12 hours.

0:16.4

I'm Danny Hyphaz.

0:18.2

I'm Danny Kelly.

0:19.2

And I'm Craig Horlbeck.

0:20.3

We host the Ringer Fantasy Football Show on the Ringer Podcast Network.

0:23.6

To avoid eating 12 waffles in a waffle house, follow the Ringer Fantasy Football Show on Spotify.

0:30.0

We're also brought to you by Fandall and theRinger.com and the Ringer Podcast Network.

0:34.8

Coming up, the Cuzz is back. Cuzz and Sal.

0:37.4

We're going to guest the lines. We're going to do favorite NFL futures.

0:40.5

We're going to do some million dollar picks, preseason version, and a whole bunch more that's

0:46.3

on next.

0:47.3

And some progeny.

1:08.4

All right, part two of the guest the lines extravaganza Cuzz and Sal is here.

1:11.9

We're going to do some million dollar pick futures.

1:14.2

We're going to guest the lines.

1:15.2

We're going to do parent corner.

1:17.0

It's really fun to be back.

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