Part 2: Comedian Ryan Long, plus The News (ACS Mar 17)

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Ryan Long is in studio at the top of Part 2, and they talk about Ryan’s viral video success, as well as his early days playing in a ska band. They also discuss how Ryan got into the world of standup comedy, the story of a Seattle woman who was brutally pushed down a flight of stairs by a homeless person, and Ryan’s experiences growing up in Canada. Later they discuss wokeness and apology culture, and Gina reads news stories about a vicious dog attack, and CA gas prices continuing to rise. In the last part of the show, Adam talks about getting pulled over back in the day, and Gina reads a few more stories about Daylight Savings Time perhaps becoming permanent, Tom Brady’s un-retirement, and director Jane Campion’s apology. Please support today’s sponsors: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM XchairADAM.com Pluto.TV Geico.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.
0:07.0	Comedian Ryan Long is going to hang out and crack-wise and then we'll do the news as well. First there's Geico. Would you love
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0:29.7	even your homeowners, condo, or renters insurance.
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0:47.0	to switch to GEICO. It's a no-brainer. Switch today and see just how much you
0:52.0	could save at geico.com
0:54.6	go there and get a rate quote or contact a local agent. There's two annoying types of white people. There's the white people. They're like, white people are the worst. We should fucking die and these should kill our babies. They won't even let my dog be trans,
1:13.7	like you know, this is fucking tight, right?
1:18.1	But then there are still white people that are like,
1:19.8	actually white people are the best.
1:21.0	Let me show you some statistics, and you're like I don't want to even do it this either.
1:24.4	Can anyone be normal?
1:28.4	Can you be normal in this country? Is that a positive...
1:32.4	By the way, I'm the first one. I hate white people.
1:35.0	I actually have a group, Whites against Whites.
1:37.0	There's no blacks allowed, obviously.
1:39.0	Ryan Long, on the Adam Carolla Show.
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