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Comedian Mazz Jabrani is going to join us also the news right after this. I moved in late 78 from Iran to Northern California. It was a place called Marin County,

a bunch of white dudes on skateboards. I had never seen a skateboard before. We don't have skateboards in Iran.

In 78 there was one guy had a skateboard in Iran. His name was Mansour.

He had long curly hair, just as much curly hair coming off his chest

He was skating around Tehran trying to pick up women high on Mansour. I have a skateboard from the future

You want to go on a date? Okay, well you have to walk because

there's no room for you. I go to Northern California, all the white kids are doing tricks

on their skateboards, they're doing jumps, they're talking skateboard talk.

Yeah, bro.

Narlie, whoa, shaka, radical.

I don't know how to ride a skateboard.

I was just carrying mine behind them trying to blend in yeah bro America

Woo radical wahh

wahh

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