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One of my best friends called me and he goes, what's going on? And I was like, well, I'm sad. He was like, well, you got the wrong number, boozey.

I know. I was like, Joe Rogan, that's so mean. Women, you guys, it's say what you will about gender parity. You guys have that market cornered. You guys can cry over anything, huh? You can't. You clad her nothing. I've seen that. I've walked in the room. I've been like, what's wrong? I don't know. I'm just having a day.

I guess we're going shopping. Brian Callan on the Adam Corolla show.

We've got a funny special man's ears available on YouTube and we've got a KTL commercial. And then I'll get into a chick thing and do think.

Because I got a pretty blaring example or glaring, I should say example of it. What KTL wants? Is this smokey?

No, no, I mean, this somebody put like 32 minutes of KTL commercial in one video. I just picked one.

All right.

Hey, tell present blockbuster a great ULP 20 original hits original star Casey in the sunshine back.

I used to watch this shit at least commercial.

But I'd always be like, how could we purchase this because we don't have a credit card?

Look at the way we had to buy music. Wow.

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