I wish a robot would get elected president.

That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No way, not me, you.

Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a

lucky guess. That way, he develops a good lucky feeling. Ever I see an old lady slip and fall on a

wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an aunt and she fell on me?

Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck,

and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because what is that thing? If God dwells

inside us like some people say, I sure hope you likes enchiladas because that's what he's

getting. On the Thursday man you gotta get into a groove for the weekend you gotta feel it.

Feel the music, get into a groove for the weekend. You gotta feel it.

Feel the music.

Get into a groove.

Find your spot.

And exploit it.

Because I flip the strips, grab hips, give tips and busts.

So get it.

Get with it.

That did it. And if you is a critic

it's a dead egg because it's one little two little three little wickney and out word

word up word out it's one little two little three little wicklewhip hello one little two little

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