The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.

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Magazine, you've read it in the newspapers.

In fact, perhaps you've even seen the owner's picture.

Ralph Williams, the owner of Bayshore, Christ of Plymouth, 345, El Cam, communal in the city of San Brinnell. You notice the big bald-headed son of a bitch?

The man that came to San Francisco to offer them more for the dollar they spend. The man that came

to San Francisco to rape each and every citizen and the whole San Francisco Bay Area.

You don't believe it. Listen to me. I don't lie. Take a fucking car like this.

A 1960s board, a country squire nine-pastor station wagon. Don't worry about the equipment. Imagine all the

fun you can have in the back. And while you're doing it, imagine all the money that that bald-hitted

prick Ralph Williams is going to be making on the car. He's talking to fuck you out of.

Yes, the man that will take every dime out of the San Francisco Bay Area and spend it on prostitutes, booze, and of course, craft tables in the city of Las Vegas.

I'm sure you've heard about it. So remember this. If you'd like to get fucked and hooked real hard before you buy a car. Come down here. Let Ralph Williams do it.

Why not?

Why not somebody else?

Remember our address is 345 of Camino Real in the city of San Bruno, but if you come from Marin County,

East Bay Area, or San Jose, your money spends just as well as anybody else's.

And when this bald-headed son of a bit gets old of you, you will spend money.

Talking about payments, five years' payments of $100 a month. You can't get even. So shot before you by,

Bayshore, Christ's a Plymouth. Put your hand in the hand of the man who steal the water.

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