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If I were the devil, If I were the prince of darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population,

but I wouldn't be happy until I have seized the ripest apple on the tree.

The. So I'd set about however necessary to take over the United States.

I'd subvert the churches first.

I'd begin with a campaign of whispers.

With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve.

Do as you please.

To the young, I would whisper that the Bible is a myth.

I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around

I would confide that what's bad is good and what's good is square

and the old I would teach to pray after me

our father which art in Washington

and then I'd get organized I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting

so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting.

I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa.

I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could. I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction.

I'd tranquilize the rest with pills. If I were the devil, I'd soon alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I'd tranquilize the rest with pills.

If I were the devil, I'd soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with

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