Welcome back to Jake Jeek TV News. The average American can't figure out why they feel like absolute trash.

We go live to a triple boosted science truster who says...

It's just her genetics.

It's just genetic?

Yeah. Literally. I never eat red meat. I switch to seed oils only because, duh, health. And here I am.

We're here with a man who's just glowing from head to toe. Sir, what's your secret to your health?

Statins and blood pressure meds.

Hold up. I'm about to have a heart attack.

What's your secret?

Just avoid the sun.

I have skin cancer.

That's why I do this.

Good thing they listen to their doctors.

Not much more they can actually do.

True.

Let's thank Big Pharma for being the main source of funding of all of our propaganda. Sponsored by Pfizer, the largest criminal organization to ever do it.

We promised to take the red dye out of the Skittles.

Oh, thank God. Red dye was the real emergency. Let's not talk about the other colors.

The fluoride, the chem trails, and the deadly mRNA altering our DNA.

Back to you, Jenny. Thanks, John. We're here at the local 7-11 and want you focusing on what's in

the candy. And this way, you won't notice the rising autism and heart disease and children.

Well, autism and child heart disease isn't that big of a deal. It's not like the jab causes

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