Part 1: Jeff Ross Roasts Cousin Sal, plus Dave Dameshek In Studio (ACS Aug 4)

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Adam opens today’s podcast looking forward to the game ‘Dead or Alive’. It reminds Adam of a recent connection he had to Love Boat, and the guys go on to discuss LA’s out of control homeless situation, and Gavin Newsom’s terrible leadership. Jeff Ross then calls in to talk about being diagnosed with COVID prior to Cousin Sal’s Vegas Roast, planning the next big roast, and jokes he would have said on stage had he been there. Later, the guys break down Josh Gardner’s ‘porn star audition’, and the time Tom Cruise helped mediate an argument between Jeff and Sal. Before the break, Dave Dameshek enters the studio to discuss his facial hair, Tom Cruise, and funny interactions with Cousin Sal. Please support today’s sponsors: Lifelock.com, promo code ADAM TommyJohn.com/ADAM JBWeld.com Geico.com Pluto TV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla Show on Podcast One.
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0:24.6	All right very funny episode. We got Dave Damichek coming up. We got Jeff Ross
0:31.1	is going to give some of his roast jokes that he couldn't deliver on
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1:05.0	Walkins Welcome is proud to welcome Jordan Harbinger to the show this week.
1:12.0	Jordan is the host of the Jordan Harbinger to the show this week. Jordan is the host of the Jordan Harbinger Show podcast,
1:15.0	and we talked about the art of interviewing people.
1:18.0	What sees him through the rough times he's experienced,
1:21.0	his big picture vision of the future future and how he got his start as
1:24.6	one of the first podcasters and a dating coach way back in 2006.
1:29.8	This is how my business evolved.
1:31.0	Another guy said, hey I don't really understand, I mean I understand
1:34.3	conceptually all these things that you're saying, but I really want to come see them in person and I was like, well,
1:38.6	I'm not going to have a stranger over to my house, like forget it. And he's like, I'll give you $10,000 if I can stay with you for two weeks and I was like here's my address this guy who's like a street magician who was doing really well came to my house in New York where I was working on Wall Street and was like I just want to kind of follow you around in the evening.
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