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Adam Carolla Show

Part 1: Alonzo Bodden + Vinnie Tortorich (ACS November 23)

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Adam rants about mariachi music before welcoming comedian Alonzo Bodden back to the show. They get into a ban on gas-powered leaf blowers and the long list of gender options on an application for a San Francisco program. Fitness guru Vinnie Tortorich calls in to talk about the current direction of health and diet in America. They discuss a new study about red meat consumption and misleading product labels before giving everyone a pass to just enjoy Thanksgiving. PLUGS: See Alonzo Bodden live: Arlington, VA - Arlington Drafthouse - Friday and Saturday Dallas, TX - Majestic Theater - December 2nd Burbank, CA - NiteCap Comedy Club - December 9th And for more dates, visit AlonzoBodden.com Listen to Alonzo Bodden’s ‘Who's Paying Attention?’wherever you find podcasts And follow him on Twitter, @AlonzoBodden To see what Vinnie Tortorich has been up to, go to VinnieTortorich.com Watch Vinnie’s new video, ‘America Is Fat, but You Don’t Have to Be’ at Prageru.com Check out Vinnie Tortorich’s podcast ‘Fitness Confidential with Vinnie Tortorich’ wherever you find podcasts And follow him on Twitter and Instagram, @VinnieTortorich THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: CozyEarth.com/ACS BlindsGalore.com, let them know we sent you GoodRanchers.com/ADAM, Enter code: ADAM Geico.com

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0:00.0

Well, in the first half, I'll discuss some of the rancherra music that was played at the half time of the NFL game the other night.

0:08.5

Oh yeah, I got thoughts, then applications on trans issues out of San Francisco and all the different variations of what you could be known as sexually.

0:23.5

Also, Vinny Tortoritch is going to join us as well. We'll do that right after this.

0:31.5

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0:42.5

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0:53.5

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1:00.5

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1:08.5

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1:20.5

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1:28.5

From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show.

1:40.5

Adam's guest today, Alonzo Bowden, with Gina Grad on News and Finney Tortoridge drops by.

1:47.5

And now, while some families celebrate Thanksgiving with a horn of plenty, his celebrates with plenty of horns.

1:57.5

Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. That's to get it on to Chuswick and on Mandate, you get it on.

2:05.5

Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you, right Gina Grad? That's right.

2:10.5

And Alonzo Bowden is going to be in studio any moment now. Keeping up our perfect streak of comedians being late. Perfect streak.

2:20.5

Yeah, well, I'll screw it up, but these sort of random events do tend to congregate. So this is the trouble with being a human, which is if you have a hundred comedians who are never late to the show, and then you have four in a row, then you go wire comedians always late.

2:41.5

But if you took those four and spread them out over the hundred, then you wouldn't make that proccal. 99.9% perfect record. But when you flip a coin, it doesn't go headstales, headstales, headstales, it goes heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, tails.

2:56.5

And then you go, why is it always land on head? That's what you have to be careful of as a human being. But Alonzo will roll up any moment now.

3:06.5

In one of his little hovercrafts. It's probably going to be driving a big street cruising motorcycle if I know him.

3:12.5

Yeah, but am I mistaken or does he have one that sounds jetson Z? It doesn't sound like a motorcycle.

3:17.5

He has one that has more cylinders than your car has six cylinders. I think yours is a four-fanger.

3:26.5

Okay.

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