Part 1: Adam Ray and Carolla’s Confusing Morning (ACS May 8)

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

At the top of the pod, Adam talks about his extremely confusing odyssey this morning involving tiles, Dennis Prager, and a mis-painted bathroom. Later, Adam talks about the hypocrisy of Joe Biden, and the guys listen to another clip from Adam’s upcoming book and audiobook, ‘I’m Your Emotional Support Animal’. After even more confusion regarding today’s guest booking, the guys talk about the cosmic nature of random things all coming together at once. Adam Ray is then on the line, and the guys talk about life in Seattle, and the time Carolla hung out with Adam Ray’s step-dad. Other topics include arguing with neighbors, people snitching on other people, and being on TMZ. PLEASE SUPPORT TODAY’S SPONSORS! Geico.com Lifelock.com enter ADAM Scott's Turf Builder DCUniverse.com/HelloPod enter ADAM See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Thanks for the
0:03.0	listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one.
0:08.0	Well, first half of the show Adam Ray is going to join us also.
0:12.0	I'll tell you about the most confusing day I've ever had in my life. What a tale.
0:18.3	So we'll get into that first I'll tell you about Scott's turf builder. Triple action. I got the answer for your embarrassing lawn.
0:25.9	Don't be the laughing stock of the neighborhood. Take care of it.
0:30.7	Scott's turf builder, triple action. You know, you guys got a little
0:34.6	down time and the home centers are open and I think you're supposed to get outside and
0:41.5	get a little fresh air.
0:42.5	Why don't we get that front lawn?
0:44.7	I get the back lawn.
0:46.1	Get both of them up and going with Scott's,
0:48.3	Scott's turf builder.
0:49.8	Triple action kills weeds, prevents crabgrass, feeds, and the lawn to get a big, thick, green, healthy lawn, be the envy of the neighborhood, and that's got triple action. And you just apply it, lay it down about three times a year.
1:06.8	The grass is going to be greener, stronger, and more resilient.
1:10.1	Grab a bag today. No quibble, money back guarantee if you don't love it and you're not satisfied. You get your money back.
1:17.0	This is a Adam Carolla show.
1:33.0	Adam's guest today, Adam Ray.
1:36.0	With Gina Grad on news, Bald Brian on Sound Effects and Dave Damischex here for good sports.
1:42.0	And now, considering his anger about horse trails, ironically,
1:47.0	he has no idea what animal crossing is.
1:52.0	Adam Carolla.
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