Hello America!

My name is Penny Tenshary, and I'm here today on behalf of the Texas Transgender Alliance

with a very important message.

It is time that we as Americans have a long overdue and incredibly uncomfortable conversation

about canceling Mother's Day.

Ooh, Mother's Day is a transphobic holiday that oppresses queer and non-binary individuals

all over America.

For too long, we as a nation have been treating breeders and women with ovaries like heroes

when they are, in fact, evil oppressors.

But if you hate Mother's Day like me, fortunately, there is hope.

Woke corporations all over our vile country are silently canceling Mother's Day major

brands like Levi's, DoorDash, Ancestry.com, KJullers and Etsy have all the love customers

to opt out of emails from Mother's Day.

Thank you, Levi's Blue Jeans Company for acknowledging that mothers are evil and

deserve to be canceled.

Thank you.