(Parody) The Houston Bicycle Trail Patrol
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2023
⏱️ 1 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The City of Houston lives in fear as mugging and juggling on the urban bicycle trails are out of control. |
| 0:20.0 | So a special forces unit has been created to fight this terror. |
| 0:24.0 | These are the tales of the men and women of the Houston bicycle trail patrol. |
| 0:28.0 | Did you hear that? |
| 0:30.0 | I heard a woman scream. |
| 0:32.0 | This is it. Let's roll. |
| 0:34.0 | H-P-T-P! Make way! |
| 0:58.0 | Thanks for watching! |
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