Hello, this is videos here on VC, a proud member of the Chinese Communist Party.

What's wrong?

You don't think I look or sound Chinese?

That is racist.

Anyway, I'm here today to speak on behalf of my Chinese Communist comrades.

There's been a lot of comparisons lately between the CCP and the mob, but these comparisons

just aren't fair.

People say the CCP is involved in human trafficking and drug smuggling, but that's not true.

We simply owned an operator travel agency and an off brand pharmaceutical company.

So what?

What's it to you?

Other people have accused us of being involved in an illegal human organ harvesting operation,

but that's not true either.

What you call human organ harvesting, we call non-consensual plastic surgery.

And many international law enforcement agencies claim the Chinese Communist are spreading

ransomware around the internet and stealing people's money, but that's a lie.

We would never do that.

We're simply providing you with free computer software that prevents you from spending too

much time at the office.

The least you could do is thank us.

So from all of us here at the Chinese Communist Party, I just want to say, keep your friends

close and your enemies closer, or you might find yourself swimming with the fishes.

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