PARODY - TANGO BLAST SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A CHILDRENS SOFT DRINK
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New, from the people who brought you Bud Light and Heiser Bush's proud to announce a delicious |
| 0:05.9 | non-alcoholic alternative that's sure to fire up your taste buds. |
| 0:10.1 | Introducing Tango Blast! |
| 0:13.4 | We took the refreshing taste of sunny delight and mixed it with the convenience of Capri-Sun. |
| 0:18.2 | We're calling it Tango Blast and you're going to love it. |
| 0:21.4 | Tango Blast is a cool, refreshing, sweet, juice drink that's made with all natural ingredients. |
| 0:28.0 | No, we're not affiliated with the Texas-based prison gang. |
| 0:31.0 | That's just an unfortunate coincidence. |
| 0:33.1 | No, really, we came up with the name before we heard about the organized criminal organization. |
| 0:37.4 | By the time we learned the name Tango Blast was taken, it was too late because we'd already spent millions on marketing and manufacturing. |
| 0:43.7 | But that's okay. |
| 0:44.8 | We don't think most people will even care. |
| 0:47.0 | Besides, hardly anyone even knows there is a street gang called Tango Blast. |
| 0:51.5 | So, it will all be fine. |
| 0:53.5 | Anyway, find our delicious products in a grocery store near you. |
| 0:57.5 | Your family is going to love Tango Blast. |
| 1:00.6 | And remember, we definitely have nothing to do with that horrible street gang. |
| 1:27.5 | Tango Blast is a cool, refreshing, sweet, juice drink that's made with all natural ingredients. |
| 1:34.5 | We're calling it Tango Blast and you're going to love it. |
| 1:37.5 | We're calling it Tango Blast and you're going to love it. |
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