So, Brad, tell me again why you think that your wife is upset with you.

You know, I swear she just looks for reasons to get mad at me, like just last week, she

wouldn't talk to me for days because she had a dream, a dream that I had an affair with

her sister.

Why would I dream it if you weren't capable of it?

Maybe my subconscious was warning me, have you ever considered that?

Kitty, we've already established that it was just a dream.

Brad has never had an affair with your sister.

Have you, Brad?

No.

Well, okay then.

If we want to make progress, we must work through the current issue.

You want to know why I'm upset?

Okay, I'll tell you why I'm upset.

I sent him to the Ace Hardware store and told him to get the new, widest, white paint.

I bought the white paint.

No.

You bought simply white.

Ugh.

You might as well have gotten like egg shell.

It's white.

It's just, it's white.

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