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The Michael Berry Show

(Parody) NPR Guns Are Scary

The Michael Berry Show

KTRH

Politics, News, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

The following program is only made possible by contributions from listeners like you.

0:05.9

Namaste to you.

0:08.9

You're listening to Why Guns Are Scary.

0:11.2

I'm your host Kyle Featherbottom.

0:13.7

Today we will examine the effect that bullets and assault bullets have on the human body.

0:18.8

For those of you in our listening audience that are unfamiliar with guns, a bullet is

0:22.5

a projectile that is spit out of a gun's barrel or its front as it were.

0:28.1

Gungun bullets are smaller than larger, scarier military weapon assault bullets like those

0:33.3

spit out by the AR-15.

0:35.9

While still dangerous, a handgun bullet will often pass to the person that has been shot.

0:41.8

Unless of course the handgun has been used by a police officer against a person of color.

0:46.9

The officer's inherent racism adds extra power to the velocity of the bullet, turning

0:51.4

it into a mini assault bullet, thus causing more damage than if the bullet was used by

0:56.0

a person of color against another person of color.

1:00.1

The assault bullet of a high caliber weapon like an AR-15 is so powerful that it has the

1:05.7

heat of molten lava.

1:07.8

It will literally liquefy any organ it hits.

1:11.8

The effects on smaller humans are much worse.

1:15.0

Those lava bullets have been known to vaporize an entire little person.

1:19.4

We're nearing the end of this violent program, so let's take a moment to clear our minds

1:24.2

of any fear that this discussion may have caused.

1:27.5

But first I have to remind you that following this show, Kelly Gleason will tell you how

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