(Parody) - Lina Hidalgo's Anti Crime Tree Program Stops Crime
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Uh oh, it's getting dark out here. I better get home before I encounter someone dangerous. |
| 0:10.6 | Don't freeze, man. Stick him up. This is a robbery. |
| 0:13.7 | It is? |
| 0:14.5 | Yeah. Can't you see this gun I'm holding? |
| 0:17.2 | Now give me your money before I shoot you. |
| 0:19.8 | But... but you can't rob me. |
| 0:22.4 | Oh yeah? Why not? |
| 0:24.0 | Don't you see all these new trees your county just planted surrounding us in all directions? |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah, so? |
| 0:30.8 | So, those are anti-crime trees. They were planted to deter crime. |
| 0:35.6 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They were? |
| 0:39.0 | Yep. That's why they're there. |
| 0:41.0 | So put your gun away and move along. |
| 0:43.5 | Oh, damn. Sorry about that, man. I'm sorry. |
| 0:48.4 | Yeah, you go on about your way. You have a good day. |
| 0:51.5 | My bad, man. My bad. |
| 0:53.6 | All good. A common misunderstanding. |
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| 1:29.4 | home for law and I'm home |
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