You're honor, I know this case sounds like any other case of a deadbeat dad method that

knocks up a stripper at Arkansas, but I assure you it's much worse.

Like most people, he couldn't afford the high gas prices under this administration, so

he had to allow his Porsche to be repossessed.

Thanks to the de-dialimization, the money he made working in China, Russia, and Ukraine

is worth considerably less.

Sure his artwork sells, but he doesn't know to whom or for how much.

He's an artist, so you can't expect an artist to bother with such details.

Plus, our collectors are worried about the recession.

As further proof of his financial woes, the Department of Justice is looking at him for

tax evasion, so it's not just his baby mama he isn't paying.

As I said, things are incredibly tough for my client during when it's come to be known

as the Biden economy, or as my client calls it, Daddy's economy.

It's about time we had our own song, don't know what took so long, because nowadays it's