Hey, yes, hey. Check out what I did to the back of my cabario.

Hey, Cheeto! What is that?

He's the Virgin Mary. I carved her into the back of my horse.

And under that is my last name, Gonzales.

Yeah, not really nice. Maria is going to love it.

Thanks, but I just have one problem.

What is it?

I feel like the horse is we ride on not too high.

I wish we could ride on something lower.

I mean like a pony.

Yeah, like a pony. That would be great.

Then I could just lean back and listen to my music.

Wow, that does sound great. Anything is better than fighting the Texans' homes.

Yeah, I hate those people from Texas.

Me too. The generals always making us fight them.

When all we really want to do is dance and drink and be madly.

Yeah, if only we didn't have to deal with them anymore.

Yeah, like, I'm glad there aren't any of them here right now.

You know what I'm saying, Holmes? It's just us here and stuff.

You, me, Julio, and those per-face gringos who just walked in with the guns pointed at us.

Wait a second, Holmes.

Are those guys supposed to be in here and stuff.

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