(Parody) Gavin Newsome Has Concerns About School Book Censorship
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, you've reached Schoolbook's LTD, press one for English. |
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| 0:25.4 | Hello. |
| 0:26.4 | Schoolbook Company LTD. |
| 0:28.2 | This is Governor of California, Gavin Newsom. |
| 0:30.7 | I was calling to follow up on my textbook order for the children of the Golden State. |
| 0:35.0 | I know that your printing presses are in Florida, and since Florida has become the ISIS of |
| 0:39.5 | the book world, I have some concerns. |
| 0:42.5 | Please call me back to confirm that all of our textbooks will contain instructions with |
| 0:46.5 | illustrations for our elementary kids to learn the proper way to rough up the suspect, eat |
| 0:53.4 | a peach, bob for apple bottoms, paint the back door, visit |
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| 1:43.0 | I love to read. I love to read. |
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