Greetings, talk radio fascist, it's me, birdie sex part senders with your sexy week in

review.

As I'm sure you know, this week's most important news story pertains to Hunter Biden

being adequately punished for his minor crimes.

Many Republicans have been saying the system is rigged and they offered Hunter Biden as proof,

but this week demonstrated that they were wrong.

Hunter has been charged with tax crimes and he will pay the price.

Sure, there won't actually be any punishment, but that doesn't mean that Hunter didn't

learn his lesson.

I have learned, under good authority, that Hunter feels very bad about what he did, and

he deeply regrets his actions.

Besides, he's just a kid, a 53 year old kid.

Can't you give him a break?

You were probably pretty wild when you were young, but you didn't have the whole world

judging you like poor sweet little Hunter Biden, just because he didn't pay his taxes

on millions of dollars, and he illegally purchased a gun doesn't mean he's a bad guy.

And just because he's been neglecting his illegitimate child doesn't mean he's a bad father.

And just because he photographed himself smoking crack and drinking beer in a sensory

deprivation chamber at a drug rehabilitation facility doesn't mean he's a weirdo.

Lots of people do stuff like that, who among us hasn't.

Anyway, I gotta run.

Somewhere a wealthy person is paying his fair share of taxes while also donating the charity,

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