Good morning, Waukay students, and welcome back to school, the following are your daily

announcements.

This week's football team Pep Rally has been canceled due to football being a toxic

and dangerous sport.

The Pep Rally is being replaced with a drag queen story hour in the library.

Also, Spanish Club has been eliminated from the extracurricular activities this semester

due to Spain being a former colonial empire.

Club members are encouraged to attend drag queen story hour instead.

And finally, for today's lunch, our cafeteria will be serving up a vegan souffle meal,

complete with kale topping and mealworm protein.

For dessert, we'll be having soy milk shakes and laxative pills.

That is all for now.

Please remember to shout your abortions and declare your white privilege whenever necessary.

Thank you.

And have a diverse school day.

And I want to teach you, I've got events so great, I want to teach you, I want more.