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The Michael Berry Show

(Parody) A Black Market Sriracha Deal

The Michael Berry Show

KTRH

News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

Psst. Hey man, come here. Huh? Are you talking to me? Yeah, you like the party?

0:06.3

Oh my god, that's why. Well then I got just the stuff for you. What is it?

0:11.7

It's called Sriracha. This is the good stuff. Is it addictive?

0:16.4

Nah man, it's totally legit. Is it bad for me? Don't worry man, it's not dangerous.

0:22.6

Well I get arrested if I get caught with it. Only if you try to sell it outside of my whole foods.

0:27.9

It's great. Just put it on your food. Okay, how much do you want for it?

0:32.1

$500. $500? That's too expensive. What else you got?

0:36.8

I got this psychedelic toad venom for 20 bucks.

0:40.0

Is that the stuff Hunter Biden takes? Yep. Okay, you got a deal.

0:44.7

Here you go. Have fun.

0:46.6

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small,

0:54.7

and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything you talk.

1:03.6

Go ask her when she's telling you to go.

1:12.8

And maybe you go chasing your habits and you know you're going to fall.

1:22.2

Try to love her, smoking, caterpillar her ass,

1:27.9

giving you a little call, call her Addison,

1:35.1

when she was just a soul.

1:41.5

When the man on the chest, boy, get up out and tell you where you go.

1:49.2

And you'll just have some kind of mushroom.

1:53.8

And your mind is full of love.

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