Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bra-Wearing Bob resurrects cunning linguistic play

and gets the gents into the fray.

Maladroit Mark advises profuse prism pouches, peen cleaning, and argues with

the arbiter for his ally.

Weighty wade judges on moisture levels might be ugly and is off accidentally on the gnomes.

From deeply illegal dampness to syllable smashing silliness.

Yes! It's time for parlour games.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I just can't stop winning, which is why I just can't stop being host.

Because that's how the show works.

This week I'm joined by Mark and Wade,

like literally every other episode we've ever done,

and they're going to be competing to see who gets to post the next one

because if they win, they can host the next one because if they win they get

toast the next one that's how it works and other than that there aren't really

any rules except for our Constitution which we ignore anyway but we don't

though we follow it very strictly or not it's hard to say anyway what's up guys how you doing how you been great I'm going to take initiative this episode because I learned that can earn you points with Mark and that was a marketing thing. Yeah, yeah. And maybe my initiative will give me points and his mouth is very open and I hope it stays that way during the duration of my assumedly small talk I've got here.

You earn no points, but go ahead. He really

counterspelled me as I was going for it. I did I was not gonna I was not gonna lose

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