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Elliot. Because I left my book at home.

Oh, did you? I thought you were just doing it all like off the top of your head anyway?

No, no, no. I know. Well, I know some of it off the top of my head, not all of it.

And no, well I could do, but I'm not going to do Jowminal two days in a row because actually only

the opening paragraph was loosely related to cycling and even that wasn't really that related to cycling but

do you think I'll be on the podcast today now? Yeah my apologies for the shabby

performance in fact wasn't yours no I don't think so. It was a host. I was I listened to the

edit being put together and sent up. Yeah, our apologies as a collective.

As a collective to the absolute

of audio chaos that came your way yesterday where it was effectively me just

talking and though and also like over the last couple of days our host platform has inserted

adverts in all wrong places and stuff and maybe it's just happened now I don't know I

can't tell maybe maybe they're going to go to an ad break now.

Now.

Maybe not.

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