Parents have read it. What's the funniest reason you've been called into school to collect your child?

I was called to collect my son when he was in first grade because, quote, he was being disrespectful to his classmates.

They wouldn't explain. My son told me that Jeffrey pantsed him. That makes no sense.

About an hour later, the lightbul went on. You didn't wear underwear today, did you?

Nope.

When I was in middle school, some poor guy got pants right in front of me, a girl who shared many of his classes.

Normally, it'd be no big deal.

Someone got pants to my school on at least a weekly basis.

No, the really awkward part was I was kind of crouched down because I had a bottom locker

and he was standing up with the top locker next to mine.

Not above, but I guess on a diagonal.

His pantser shouted right as he pulled, so of course I looked up at the shout because it startled

me and well, the pantsed individuals boxers had been pulled down along with his pants, so

right in front of my eyes was a dingling.

It was the first dingling I'd ever seen in person,

well outside of seeing like baby cousins get changed and stuff. And considering we were 11,

I was presumably the first girl outside of his close family when he was little to see his dingling.

It was just for a split second because obviously the guy pulled his pants back up with lightning

reflexes. I've never seen someone go so red in the face.

We both stood there in shock for a couple of seconds as the hallway cleared and began

walking in class.

We shared the next class.

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