Okay, I have two kids.

Tiki has a million kids.

Sean's got two beautiful young daughters, and they all go to school.

I have never seen in my life what I just saw as an email I got about the next school year.

I have just been informed that the first day of school is prior to Labor Day.

What?

Prior.

Wait, in New York?

In New York, which I have never seen.

It has never happened where I grew up or where my kids have gone to school.

But because Labor Day is late this year, it's Monday, September 8th, the first day of school is Wednesday, September 2nd, and I'm telling you this right now, until my wife talks me out of it, they're not going. It's the last week for people to go away. Of course! Wow. You can't do that. That's some Florida crap. I wonder if it's in New Jersey as well.

Have you gotten the school schedule yet?

I have not gotten a school schedule.

But that last week, you know, I'm always gone.

I know.

Because once football starts, I can't go anywhere.

And so we take that last week and we go somewhere.

This is a simple American rule.

In the Northeast, school coincides

with the NFL. When the NFL starts, we start. That's right. Here's a deal. And I think you guys will be locked up with me. Hopefully your wives are. We're not going. Boycotting. We're boycotting. You want to start school before Labor Day? That's cool. You can start it. We ain't going. We're not sending our kids. First day doesn't mean anything anyway. First three days. I mean, come on.

I mean, come on.

How could you? Now, I've heard this because like my sister lives in Florida and they start school in the middle of August. So I've heard this. I know it exists. I'm not foreign to it. I'm foreign to it in terms of it being here. But why did why what's the reasoning?

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