'Parents need to take responsibility!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
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4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever.
Plus, we get into the Southport enquiry, Binky Felstead being outed for asking for freebies, bath sharing weirdos, Avenue Q, more Crumble content & an excellent new docco recco for you all to watch.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | Be warned, it's Loanna and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, |
| 0:10.0 | and general explicit content. |
| 0:12.0 | It's you know you love it. |
| 0:14.0 | You cannot turn a blind eye to this. |
| 0:16.0 | There's a lot of DNA in that bath. |
| 0:18.0 | I've got you your own pussy pumps. |
| 0:20.0 | You deserve a life. Like, what are you meant to do? Not live your life because you're not There's a lot of DNA in that bath. I've got you, your own pussy pumps. |
| 0:22.1 | You deserve a life. |
| 0:23.1 | Like, what are you meant to do? |
| 0:28.0 | Not live your life because your adult child is throwing her toys out of the pram. |
| 0:33.0 | One of my biggest perks about doing Luana the podcast and having our vast listenership is having my direct access to my own personal GPs. |
| 0:38.9 | I might just start telling people I'm a proffield. |
| 0:40.8 | Well, I was going to say. |
| 0:42.2 | Oh! |
| 0:46.6 | Good morrow. |
| 0:50.1 | Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Luana Land. |
| 0:53.3 | It's Monday. |
| 1:28.3 | It is. It's Monday the 20th of April. Oh my gosh. Do you know what that means? Go on. April's basically finished now. It means basically with the summer. It's basically Christmas. It basically is Christmas. No, actually, like how fast the year gone? Can I just say, I know it sounds like an old grannyish thing, but yeah, it's like everyone goes, oh, where's the time gone? But can you believe it? Where's the crime? Do you know what else today is? The first time my children have been in school since February. This is a huge milestone. Could I have the tissue please? Yes, you may. I am the tissue gatekeeper today. I just need one. Don't waste the tissues. No, you're being, we're on a budget here. |
| 1:30.8 | There's a tissue per nostril. I don't know. All my nostrils are big enough time to know. I love your nostrils. I love your nostrils. Well, that's exciting. The kids are going back to school. Do you know also is happening today? |
| 1:41.8 | What? |
| 1:42.1 | I'm going into Parliament again. |
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