Parenting Fails

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We are responsive parents. Not perfect ones. In this episode of Childproof Tori and Gwenna tackle some of their less than stellar moments, discuss the glories of apologies, and recount some of their wilder moments of total disregulation. Hate getting interrupted? Us too. Triggered by feeling ignored? Same. Feel destructive and overstimulated by a toy? Mood.

We are not perfect parents. We are people doing our best. It’s cool to accept that, embrace that, learn from our mistakes, and try something different next time.

We want to hear from you, share your parenting fail or what you're working on to be a better parent: [email protected]

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0:00.0	The five-pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:02.0	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:08.0	That's right, five pounds.
0:10.0	It's not called the five-pound meal deal for nothing.
0:13.0	From 11 AM, not available on delivery.
0:16.0	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:18.0	Participating restaurants, subjects of availability.
0:20.0	I have enough catchphrases that one time I said to my kid,
0:23.0	she was having a hard time,
0:24.2	and I wanted her to say back to me that you can do hard things.
0:28.2	I said, well, what do I always say?
0:29.6	This child just started rattling off all of my catchphrases.
0:33.4	Raising a well-behaved child in this world
0:35.6	requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:37.9	Today, we will look.
0:39.3	No, the f***.
0:40.2	We will not.
0:53.1	Hello and welcome to Childproof, a pleasant Phantom production.
0:57.4	I'm Tori Phantom.
0:58.7	And I'm Gwenalithland, and I have a confession.
1:02.7	You have a secret crush on Benjamin Rush, don't you?
1:06.1	I mean, yes, but that's not my confession.
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