Parenting and Off-Duty Cy

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Chad is furious about poor parenting and goes on a men's weekend. Cy's sister gets married, and instead of a dollar dance... Also in this episode: Chad had a few drinks this weekend Cy turns into an off duty cop Chad is full of piss and vinegar and he has a bee in his bonnet. A wedding DJ got a shotgun Torture devices! Buy an Uncle Ronnie T-Shirt! --- Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and a host on ESPN's Sportscenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels. Listen to this. I'm going to be in San Francisco this Wednesday through Saturday the 14th through the 17th
0:08.0	There's one show Wednesday and Thursday and two shows Friday and Saturday and get tickets to those if you like if you like
0:14.2	Man, I'm sight for the show today this show this show that comes out today. Oh well
0:19.7	You want to hear my list? I didn't send you a list this week. Oh, can you are you gonna give a tease?
0:23.4	Well, it's well no because you have to hear the list. I've made some notes in my phone
0:28.5	I had a guy's weekend and I was like, oh, I got to make some notes in my phone make sure this will be a great episode
0:34.7	Talk about this guy's weekend and here's what I wrote. I have a secret doc doc doc no, I have a secret period saw his dick period
0:43.5	Looked in his shorts like a little kid trying to figure out how they peed their pants period then that was that was one
0:50.4	And then the next one that's one whole chunk that I and the next one is it's good in the winter
0:58.2	No punctuation that might have been the beginning of something or just all of it
1:03.4	But guess what daddy was drinking this weekend. Okay, let's start the show
1:08.1	Hey
1:23.8	Hey, everybody this is Chad Daniels across from me is Si Amman saying hello in the corner is who bail
1:31.4	Hey bail
1:32.8	Matching shorts matching shirt. I don't know that they're matching
1:37.6	Intentionally, but it's a black shirt with red lettering and it is black shirt. He looks like Shaq in
1:44.0	1998 you're listening to the middle of somewhere
1:47.0	I just wanted to get that in there before I hopped in because you look like you just came from a fresh prince of Bel Air House party
1:55.1	Yeah, I got on sneaks, but I need a new pair because basketball courts in the summers got girls there
2:03.3	Yeah, that's a summertime lyric from a business summertime lyric. I got to tell you this so I am
2:11.6	Lot of gun talk. I'm not gonna get into guns because I don't care. I'm gonna tell you this
2:14.6	Can I tell you something before you tell me that I have something gun-related? Okay later in the show
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