How's Gunner 1? Today we have a story time of a Gen Alpha kid who has crazy brain rot that gets his phone searched by his parents when he wasn't looking.

And there's some crazy stuff in there, like sexy, skibbitty toilet compilation and stuff. Like, I can't even say how bad and weird it gets.

Because like in the first 30 seconds the YouTube video,

low-key YouTube cares what you say,

so just know it gets pretty crazy.

This is a pretty cringy story,

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And boys, with that being said, let's just jump right into it.

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Alex.

So anyways, right, Alex, you know, he had a kid in his class.

There's a kid in Alex's class who we're going to call Ben.

Oh, such a shocker. If you guys watch the channel,

such a shocker, I call the secondary character Ben. Anyways, though, so sure enough, right,

in Alex's class, there's a kid named Ben, and he was quintessential Gen Alpha Brain Rock kid.

So what I mean that, I mean, this kid literally like washes six hours of

skivety toilet lore compilations every single day. He goes around. He probably actually is like,

goes to like how to be Sigma classes. Unironically thinks that he's an alpha male, definitely

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