Pardon the Ignorance, special ep ( ADA Westfall )

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2017

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	You know,
0:01.0	You know,
0:01.0	Thank you. Okay, so how you better on okay, Qupid?
0:32.2	We said it again?
0:33.5	You met her on OkayCupid?
0:34.6	Yeah, okay Cupid. And we went on a date. She walked up and I was like,
0:35.5	well, oh, I get a question for you. I can cuss, right? Of course. Good, because I'm the cussing.
0:41.9	By the fact that you're saying cussing is weird. What are you going to curse? I don't know.
0:47.7	Cussing is, that seems very southern or whatever where are you from
0:51.8	well i'm from i'm from l.A but my my folks are from uh yeah that's perfect actually seven
0:55.6	illinois yeah yeah yeah so so a lot of times people would be like are you from texas and i'm like
1:01.1	no i just when i get frank you know a little bit of this comes out um But yeah, okay, give it, we went on a date.
1:05.3	I was like, oh, this is going to be terrible.
1:11.5	She's just out of my league.
1:13.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14.7	It was probably a good thing because it just made me relax.
1:15.4	Yeah, yeah.
1:17.5	I'm just going to fuck it, you know, just be myself.
1:17.9	And then I dropped an egg out of the burger I ordered like all over my shirt.
1:20.9	Yeah, yeah. I was like, fuck.
1:27.1	So I left, went back.
1:28.8	My roommate, Josh was like, was like, how did it go? And I was literally in the middle of being like, well, she was great, but I don't know. And my phone, you know, goes, blah, blah. Yeah. And I look at it and she sent me one text and it was, by the way, you are such a fox.
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