Pardon My Diddy – July 30, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Summary
- Donald Trump “seriously considering” pardon for Sean Combs, Corey Feldman strips on stage, WNBA Dildo alert, new strange celebrity couples, more men accuse Christian rock star Michael Tait of sexual assault, and more lectures over Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle commercial.
- Everyone involved loved it when a bright green dildo crashed a WNBA game.
- RIP Drew’s favorite baseball player, Chicago Cubs legend Ryne Sandberg.
- Ozzy’s funeral in Birmingham, England was a big hit.
- Bryan Kohbooger survivor, Dylan Mortensen, has a GoFundMe. We’re jerks for questioning it, but it feels gross.
- Some hot fingerbanging occurred at the Philadelphia Phillies/New York Yankees game.
- Peter Wolf will join us tomorrow.
- TMZ believes Donald Trump will pardon Diddy. A Jizzlaine Maxwell pardon is being discussed as well.
- Senator Josh Hawley wants to send Americans a rebate check.
- 5 people have been arrested in the beating of 3 people in the viral Cincinnati brawl.
- A record earthquake hit Mother Russia causing tsunami fears.
- New York shooter kills 4 while targeting the NFL… after double parking.
- Sydney Sweeney is still getting flak from fat ugly white chicks.
- George Stephanopoulos got stuck in an elevator with his security.
- Dean Cain is Japanese… much to our surprise.
- We miss Larry King and his endless mistakes.
- We watch the highlights from Corey Feldman’s recent concert where he covers Pink Floyd’s ‘Money’.
- DC Talk Christian rocker, Michael Tait, is accused of inappropriate behavior by multiple men.
- BranDon’s former neighbor has the full support of The Drew Lane Show.
- The WNBA will stop play if a player’s wig falls off. Hecklers will be ejected.
- Shannon Sharpe has been BLOWN OUT of ESPN.
- Trudi pretends she doesn’t know 2wo25.
- Celebrity Couples: Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas are banging. Jessica Alba and Danny Ramirez
are banging. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are banging. Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are banging. Denise Richards is NOT banging Aaron Phypers. - Pine Knob lost power at The Offspring show.
- The Oasis ‘slob brother’ is in trouble.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Golden Voice Ted Williams, and only one show in the Great Lake State can afford to have me say this. |
| 0:07.7 | Michigan's number one podcast is next with Drew. |
| 0:15.0 | All right, what's popping? |
| 0:16.8 | We're rocking today. |
| 0:17.9 | We've got a big show. |
| 0:19.8 | Lots of, I'm excited about the show. There's a lot of stuff to talk about. |
| 0:22.9 | With some interesting back and forth, I think we'll find. Some good issues. Some good subject matter. Some very good subject matter. |
| 0:33.9 | Some fresh stuff. I got to get to two things that I had a ton of messages about. |
| 0:40.8 | One of them, I would say the most message that I had |
| 0:43.0 | and probably 20 at least on Twitter |
| 0:47.7 | is the dildo on the floor at the WNBA game. |
| 0:51.7 | Oh my God. |
| 0:54.1 | Of course we would talk about the dildo, but thank you for sending that. I always appreciate it. You never know what you can miss. Yes, a dildo flew on the floor for a WNBA game. Oh, really? I thought it was official equipment now. I didn't know someone threw it. I thought they just used them during the games. You know what? I'm though I didn't see and maybe you guys saw this The video of the person who had to pick it up and carry it off Because that's the best part I did not see it but I read about it Did you read who picked it up? No who picked it up For some reason a police officer had to pick it up And get rid of it with a towel. |
| 1:30.0 | I don't know why that made me laugh. |
| 1:26.5 | You don't want to touch it directly. Well, a towel is like one step away from tongs, right? It's coming out with giant tongs. If you don't have a towel, though, if you just pick it up raw, you're gay. Yeah. Oh, totally. And if you're a chicken, you just pick it up, then obviously you want to go play with it immediately. |
| 1:28.8 | Doesn't help their jump shots? |
| 1:30.0 | Is that way they got dildo? |
| 1:30.8 | Maybe. |
| 1:44.6 | Maybe. Oh, totally. And if your chicken, you just pick it up, then obviously you want to go play with it immediately. Doesn't help their jump shots? |
| 1:45.9 | Is that why they got dildo? |
| 1:47.4 | Maybe. Or did somebody smuggle a dildo? That's what I was thinking, Trudy. Somebody put that in their pocket or in the waistband and brought it into the stadium. Or somewhere else. Or their crotch. Nice little lame-ass of june. inside themselves. |
| 1:41.8 | Yeah. |
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