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Good morning.

It's three minutes after 10, and yes, you are listening to the most popular talk show on UK commercial radio.

So thank you for that.

And thank you for Thomas for drawing some modest attention to it during his news bulletin.

But onwards, onwards, we go again.

Here's a headline.

UK's toxic water. And then I was going to say colon, but I sort of realise that might conjure up a slightly inappropriate image, or an

entirely appropriate image, but an unwelcome one at four minutes after 10 on a Thursday morning.

UK's toxic water, illegal sewage, parasite in taps and higher bills on the way. It gets worse. Millions of litres of

raw sewage dumped illegally into Windermere in the Lake District, as you know. We discussed it

yesterday, as did Sheila. Environment Agency criticised for lack of enforcement action against

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