Parasites

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Fool #1 needs to realize that a 25 year old man is way too young to part with a certain something.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.7	Coming up in about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:09.9	And the subject is my baby daddy and his teeny bopper.
0:14.3	Okay.
0:15.1	We'll get into that in just a few.
0:17.7	Yeah.
0:18.8	Right now, it is time for the nephew.
0:21.0	And today's prank phone call, nephew.
0:23.9	Okay.
0:24.2	Now, this right here,
0:27.0	oh, let me see.
0:28.8	What do you call that moaning and grow?
0:30.3	What is that?
0:30.8	You just, you know, the commitment to stupidity is what this is.
0:35.8	You see,
0:36.6	parasites.
0:37.3	No. This is endless. This is, this is um you see how you know this is this is this is parasites but this is this is parasites in the you know
0:44.9	what so just just just just just I know I know I know just just rock yeah just just
0:52.4	just ride with me okay just ride with me we just gonna call it we
0:56.9	just gonna call it we just gonna call it parasites right now parasites uh cat dog if you hood hello hello
1:03.9	i'm trying to reach a brian brian yeah yeah this is dr jacob how you doing today yeah i? Yeah, yeah, I'm doing good. I'm doing very. I hear you, I'm doing good.
1:12.6	Okay. Listen, you actually came in maybe like two and a half weeks ago here to my office and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. Yeah, everything okay? Well, yeah, everything's been to be pretty good.
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